It is widely accepted that Mice belong with Computers. Many users believe they are vital for the smooth operation of their PC. Unfortunately this fact does not expand to other rodents, particularly Rats. A major part of my workplaces networking went down, after much effort searching for the problem, we finally found the following.

Even Rats need their 5-a-day

The above is 64-Cores of fibre optic cable, rendered useless by some rats. It’s surprising the outer shell doesn’t have rat poison.